So you like my writing enough that you’d like to have me write something just for you; that’s great! I only have a few things to say before I hand you my contact info:

Will NOT write:

  • Incest
  • Rape
  • Pedophilia

*This list is subject to change as I discover more things that are reprehensible to me


I charge $1 for every 100 words, so for example a 300 word story would cost $3, a 400 word would cost $4, etc.


Please have at least some idea of the subject of the piece before contacting me! I want to be sure you’re getting what you want when you hire me, and I’d hate for any of us to feel like our time was wasted. I’m willing to do as many edits as needed until the piece is to your liking, but depending on the length (say anything over 2.5k words), I may feel the need to charge an extra fee if the revisions become extensive, but that’s something that will be discussed if the time comes.

How to Contact Me:

My email is, please be sure to have commission in the subject line so I know to answer immediately!


Thank you very much, and I look forward to working with you!


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